We have seen thee, Queen of Cheese,
Lying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze;
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.

All gaily dressed, soon you’ll go
To the provincial show,
To be admired by many a beau
In the city of Toronto.
From “Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing Over 7,000 Pounds” by James McIntyre, also known as the worst Canadian poet of all time.

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