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Success in writing takes serious commitment and a willingness to devote thousands of hours to the craft of having sex with key publishing professionals.
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Cormac McCarthy Flaunts Sexy New Beach Body
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Cormac McCarthy Flaunts Sexy New Beach Body

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Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life

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The Duke of Fall proclaims, It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
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The Duke of Fall proclaims, It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

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Much ado about fact-checking and journalism.
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Much ado about fact-checking and journalism.

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GREENWOOD, IN—Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator Philip Meyer looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there’s more to this 27-year-old than first meets the eye: Meyer has recently finished reading a book.

Yes, the whole thing.
Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book on The Onion
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